Manchester United vs Leeds United Match Thread

[malcolmw]

I’m a bit OCD on the digging front Malcolm.
You know.
Stop digging
No keep digging
Etc.

A bit like a Labrador puppy.

[weasel]

I’ve been told by my solicitor to retract that statement and add that there are absolutely no perverts on MOT.
Thankyou

How dare you! I demand my recognition!

[weasel]

How many people are you with.

Do you mean biblically?

[Jaydog]

A bit like a Labrador puppy.

Less intelligent but similar.
However unfortunately I can’t lick my own balls.
I say this has dropped the convo a notch

[whiteinfrance]

I’m a bit OCD on the digging front Malcolm.
You know.
Stop digging
No keep digging
Etc.

The best thing to do when you are in a hole is to jiggle about a bit and enjoy the experience!

[Jaydog]

Do you mean biblically?

I didn’t but seems as you ask.
So biblically means you share bibles….
I don’t like the word bible.

[1964white]

What a great tactic by Carrick sending on Mbeumo & hoping one of the Leeds defenders would grab his beard.

[whiteinfrance]

I didn’t but seems as you ask.
So biblically means you share bibles….
I don’t like the word bible.

Bibliotheque - Where you dance suggestively to hymns!

[malcolmw]

Less intelligent but similar.
However unfortunately I can’t lick my own balls.
I say this has dropped the convo a notch

So if you know, you've obviously tried

[weasel]

I feel I’m in a hole I had no intention of being in.
All I can do is stay in it till it is safe to come out.
I mean anyway you have to define pervert.
Surely it’s perverse to support LUFC.

I tried that defence too but got banged up for three years!

After that I went to prison!

[Jaydog]

Bibliotheque - Where you dance suggestively to hymns!

You’re on form.
Bet you’ve been jiggling in a hole today…

[Jaydog]

So if you know, you've obviously tried

Doesn’t every teenager

[weasel]

I didn’t but seems as you ask.
So biblically means you share bibles….
I don’t like the word bible.

Okay next time you feel like you are about to utter the word bible I suggest you say Colin Montgomerie, no relation, instead.

[whiteinfrance]

You’re on form.
Bet you’ve been jiggling in a hole today…

What a holesome conversation!

[malcolmw]

Here's another one....

In 34 seasons of Premier League football only one promoted side has been unbeaten against Chelsea, Liverpool and Manchester United in the same campaign…step forward LEEDS UNITED and DANIEL FARKE!

So 1919 games since the last win, scorer - number 19 from a team founded in 1919.
Maybe there's something to this numerology stuff.

[weasel]

Doesn’t every teenager

Every teenager tries to lick your balls?

I doth my cap at you sire.


No wonder you got that part time job down the youth centre.

[whiteinfrance]

It's the truth, the hole truth, and nothing but the truth - so help me dog!

[Jaydog]

Okay next time you feel like you are about to utter the word bible I suggest you say Colin Montgomerie, no relation, instead.

I could try that I suppose.
But is Colin Montgomerie not related to you or me?

[weasel]

This thread has descended into farce. I wonder what Chapel makes of it? Could somebody ask him for me?

[Jaydog]

Every teenager tries to lick your balls?

I doth my cap at you sire.


No wonder you got that part time job down the youth centre.

Colin Montgomerie