Little things that make you angry or happy 😡😁

[Jaydog]

Walking round a gigantic field in the middle of nowhere and I hear someone say “excuse me” and it’s a female jogger. So I have to get out of your way in a 300 acre field. There are 300 acres to get “around me”.
I am so incredibly sorry for leaving my house & getting in your way.

[Sean_Nile]

Walking round a gigantic field in the middle of nowhere and I hear someone say “excuse me” and it’s a female jogger. So I have to get out of your way in a 300 acre field. There are 300 acres to get “around me”.
I am so incredibly sorry for leaving my house & getting in your way.

When shopping I don't like "Excuse me Sir, can I help you?" when that is the furthest thing from their minds. And all I was doing was fiddling with frilly black nickers.

[weasel]

Walking round a gigantic field in the middle of nowhere and I hear someone say “excuse me” and it’s a female jogger. So I have to get out of your way in a 300 acre field. There are 300 acres to get “around me”.
I am so incredibly sorry for leaving my house & getting in your way.

Just get out of the way you fat bast@rd. 300 acre field and she still can't get round you - for shame Jaydog!

[Victor_OTT_17]

weasel



That's it: that's my answer. For both

[Jaydog]

When shopping I don't like "Excuse me Sir, can I help you?" when that is the furthest thing from their minds. And all I was doing was fiddling with frilly black nickers.

Yes but she was wearing them at the time….

[Jaydog]

Just get out of the way you fat bast@rd. 300 acre field and she still can't get round you - for shame Jaydog!

I am a chiselled Adonis young man as you well know.
Worst thing was I did actually step aside and let her pass and then spent the rest of the day saying “I can’t believe I did that”.
I need to be more like Victor.

[Victor_OTT_17]

I am a chiselled Adonis young man as you well know.
Worst thing was I did actually step aside and let her pass and then spent the rest of the day saying “I can’t believe I did that”.
I need to be more like Victor.

Oh. I'd have let her half pass! I'd have just legged her up as she did so

[weasel]

I am a chiselled Adonis young man as you well know.
Worst thing was I did actually step aside and let her pass and then spent the rest of the day saying “I can’t believe I did that”.
I need to be more like Victor.

We all need to be more like Victor you dense Adonisesque bast&rd

[Victor_OTT_17]

We all need to be more like Victor you dense Adonisesque bast&rd

''I don't berrrlieve it!''

[PhoenixUnited]

Walking round a gigantic field in the middle of nowhere and I hear someone say “excuse me” and it’s a female jogger. So I have to get out of your way in a 300 acre field. There are 300 acres to get “around me”.
I am so incredibly sorry for leaving my house & getting in your way.

People do that when they break wind. No?

[weasel]

''I don't berrrlieve it!''

Why? Are you dense too?

[Victor_OTT_17]

Why? Are you dense too?

Physically: very!!!

[hector]

Physically: very!!!

Well get on a bloody diet then!!!!!

you have a dodgy heart to look after....

[Jaydog]

People do that when they break wind. No?

I don’t.
I say have that you peasants!

[Victor_OTT_17]

Well get on a bloody diet then!!!!!

you have a dodgy heart to look after....

I'm on a diet: healthy as I can be! I'm on meds for an unrelated condition that stop me losing weight. It's a catch 22 situation (for now). My weight basically stays the same...

[Musicman1965]

Fecking stupid adverts that depict a clean black and white check floor? Then they let the dog in with dirty paws.... Don't let the dog in
you feckin idiots, clesn the fecker before and there is no problem..... we are living in a world of spoon fed shiitee

[Tom the Cat]

Lycra clad middle aged tossers who cycle in groups of nine or ten down the middle of the road. They then look round and wave at you. Sadly there is always at least one with a camera on his head !!

[Victor_OTT_17]

Mobility chariots 'on the road' wound me up to heck in England! I was a postman for 6 years and the amount of times they held up my van was ridiculous! You're all guessing I lived in Mansfield too long by now right? Mansfield is the mobility chariot capital of the world...

[Johnthewhite]

Mobility chariots 'on the road' wound me up to heck in England! I was a postman for 6 years and the amount of times they held up my van was ridiculous! You're all guessing I lived in Mansfield too long by now right? Mansfield is the mobility chariot capital of the world...

That's brought funny memories flooding back from my working days. Company was based in Armthorpe (ex pit village) near Doncaster. It was the mobility scooter capital of South Yorkshire at the time, Friday was chippy dinner, the deal was if you came back from the chippy run with a mobility scooter wrapped round the front bumper of the van you ate for free that day

[Johnthewhite]

Mobility chariots 'on the road' wound me up to heck in England! I was a postman for 6 years and the amount of times they held up my van was ridiculous! You're all guessing I lived in Mansfield too long by now right? Mansfield is the mobility chariot capital of the world...

Pretty sure it's linked to ex miner's and there claims