Leeds Utd v Preston Match Thread

[Jaydog]

Oh aye, both red as f**k in the face. Pissed myself laughing

I bet. Of course these days you’d wind it up and then film it on your phone. For future generations to watch

[White Riot]

I bet. Of course these days you’d wind it up and then film it on your phone. For future generations to watch

No doubt, and some of my past drunken stunts would be plastered all over YouTube

[Jaydog]

No doubt, and some of my past drunken stunts would be plastered all over YouTube

Rakia induced no doubt

[White Riot]

Rakia induced no doubt

Some of that, but lots of other stuff in England and various other countries

It's all a drunken haze

[hector]

Some of that, but lots of other stuff in England and various other countries

It's all a drunken haze

Sounds like my life and Army career

[White Riot]

Sounds like my life and Army career

Great times Hector

Pointless putting a lot of thought into proceedings, just do it and suffer the consequences later

If you can remember anything that is

[andrewjohnsmith]

Hope our fans give Osmaji a good roasting

[Kennyb41]

When PNE park the bus tomorrow, it might be a good idea for 37,000 fans to start bellowing "BORING BORING PRESTON!" down their players lugholes, when they've got a few minutes from the usual MOT.

Drive it home to the fckers as loud as they can and see if they fumble.

4/5 home games coming up and nowt arduous, he'll get a chance to tinker anorl int theff A cup.

[John in Louisiana]

Jay, the one and only time I can remember playing football on the same pub team as my Dad, who was a proper fiery character, one of my mates kept shoulder charging him when he was catching crosses

So my Dad pulled me to one side and said "Hey James, tell that f**king mate of yours Gary, that if he does that again I'm gonna put my knees through his f**king head".

I was really tempted to say to Gary "Hey Gary, my Dad says your a soft cnut and that you're scared to shoulder charge him""

I thought better of it though, as this was supposed to be a friendly.

Great story

[Barlow Boy]

When PNE park the bus tomorrow it might be a good idea for 37,000 fans to start bellowing "BORING BORING PRESTON!" down their players lugholes, when they've got a few minutes from the usual MOT.

Drive it home to the fckers as loud as they can and see if they fumble.

4/5 home games coming up and nowt arduous, he'll get a chance to tinker anorl int theff A cup.

Hope it’s not tomorrow, or I’ll be there on my own Sunday

[hector]

Hope it’s not tomorrow, or I’ll be there on my own Sunday

Billy no mates strikes again

It's a conspiracy I tell eee

[Kennyb41]

Hope it’s not tomorrow, or I’ll be there on my own Sunday

Ahh, so we are ont tele, i went checkin for tomorrow and thought we weren't

[Barlow Boy]

Ahh, so we are ont tele, i went checkin for tomorrow and thought we weren't

Yes mate, noon kick off

[Ben Scooby lufc]

As soon as 2 players put their heads together like in the above picture, both should get straight reds.
When 1 player offers his head , he should immediately be sent off.
Frigging pansies.

Totally agree! I thought this ref decision was desgraceful. Their players were looking for it It was so obvious.....What Melier did was a red but also for the other player. Just as much in the wrong here.

[Kennyb41]

Yes mate, noon kick off

I've changed a lot of the song then and would like "Boring ba***rd Preston, boring ba***rd Preston"

But loud so it takes the roof off.

Preferably the West stand

Jeez, it's gonna be lashin down anorl BB, best of luck.

[Barlow Boy]

I've changed a lot of the song then and would like "Boring ba***rd Preston, boring ba***rd Preston"

But loud so it takes the roof off.

Preferably the West stand

Jeez, it's gonna be lashin down anorl BB, best of luck.

Cheers .

I watched the forecast earlier, and, as it stands, the rain may come in whilst driving home, but it’s definitely going to be windy, that windy I’m going to avoid Heidi and her camera as my hair will be all over the place.

Seriously though, noon kick off on a Sunday and folk wonder why fans get pissed off with SKY.

[White Riot]

Great story

Cheers John

We had a series of matches at one time where we played cricket, football and rugby over successive weekends.

Married fellas against single fellas all from the same local pub. It was supposed to be a casual, friendly series.

I had a bloke stand on my head during the rugby match, a mate of mine got a bad back injury after someone dropped their knees into his back while he was lying defenceless, A few others got bitten, and I got lead off with concussion after some fella accidentally head butted me in the ear.

Pub was like a f**king casualty ward.

That was the end of those type of matches, just darts and pool after that.

[Jaydog]

Cheers John

We had a series of matches at one time where we played cricket, football and rugby over successive weekends.

Married fellas against single fellas all from the same local pub. It was supposed to be a casual, friendly series.

I had a bloke stand on my head during the rugby match, a mate of mine got a bad back injury after someone dropped their knees into his back while he was lying defenceless, A few others got bitten, and I got lead off with concussion after some fella accidentally head butted me in the ear.

Pub was like a f**king casualty ward.

That was the end of those type of matches, just darts and pool after that.

Errr darts & pool cues. FIGHT!!!

[Jaydog]

Cheers .

I watched the forecast earlier, and, as it stands, the rain may come in whilst driving home, but it’s definitely going to be windy, that windy I’m going to avoid Heidi and her camera as my hair will be all over the place.

Seriously though, noon kick off on a Sunday and folk wonder why fans get pissed off with SKY.

I’m waiting for Hector with a comment about where Leon’s hair will be.
Not saying he’s got a wig or anything

[White Riot]

Errr darts & pool cues. FIGHT!!!

Aye, that's it Jay.

Some of these fellas couldn't stand each other at the best of times, so imagine putting weapons in their hands and filling them with alcohol

Whenever I've been asked to play in friendly matches since then, I've always replied "No f**king way".