I had a hard time deciding if this was a bad attempt at an oxymoron ( thanks= good insult=bad) a combination of opposites, but came to the conclusion that it was plain old sarcasm.
Manchester United vs Leeds United Match Thread
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Re: Manchester United vs Leeds United Match Thread
Yes, plain old sarcasm ...
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Re: Manchester United vs Leeds United Match Thread
Oh I know! Probably going to come back to bite me knowing Leeds, but I'm taking every game as it comes LOLGreennWhite wrote: ↑Tue Apr 14, 2026 9:20 am Agree, it was a very good result and i dont think im being harsh here, but unexpected for a lot of fans if we are being honest. That result will/should do our confidence a lot of good going into the remaining games of the season, but i dont think it was bad to begin with anyway.
Just a word of caution though, we are Leeds and we dont do things easilyim not counting my chickens just yet
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Best way to look at thingsFeelsLikeThunder wrote: ↑Tue Apr 14, 2026 9:58 am Oh I know! Probably going to come back to bite me knowing Leeds, but I'm taking every game as it comes LOL
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Farke to Carrick after the interviews
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The Carrick interview surprised me, I wonder if he'd just been chewed out by the owner who had a face like thunder for most of the game....
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Re: Manchester United vs Leeds United Match Thread
Surprised me a bit too. If it had been a close game, as the scoreline suggested, then you could understand it more. We were desevred winners and it should have been by more. The 2 incidents had a bearing on the game definitely but without them we were still comfortably the better team.The Subhuman wrote: ↑Tue Apr 14, 2026 10:35 am The Carrick interview surprised me, I wonder if he'd just been chewed out by the owner who had a face like thunder for most of the game....
Victor_Notts-17 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 01, 2026 7:03 pm Did you post them because there's something wrong with your brain
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For me its a booking.weasel wrote: ↑Tue Apr 14, 2026 8:41 am The trouble is that if you make the offence different - how violent the pull was - then it becomes open to interpretation so you would have the inconsistency of a booking one week, a sending off the next. There is no need to pull the hair so a straight red and keep it consistent - punish the stupid (if only we could do that on here - although Chapel will tell you he has already started doing this).
I think that's fair
It just feels wrong to send someone off for that
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Re: Manchester United vs Leeds United Match Thread
Didn't know it was a rule tbh.... but as it's a rule then it's a sending off. But maybe it shouldn't be a rule. That said
Horse collar is a penalty offence in American Football and rightly so, so maybe hair pulling copuld be seen as dangerous play (not so much last nights tbf) as dragging someone back by their hair could end up with a neck injury so maybe that's why it's considered dangerous play..
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Maybe ask why during the match, instead of enjoying what was happening, you had one or two on here making snide, mocking remarks directed at other supposed fellow fans.
For example someone who wasn't keen on Okafor being in the starting line-up ( an opinion which any fan is entitled to have ) then being mocked and taunted when Okafor got his goals, rather than those people simply enjoying the fact that Leeds United were two goals up at OT. In other words the main thing about Okafor's goals to them was an opportunity for some one-upmanship directed at fellow fans, rather than being pleased for the team and the club.
So the perpetrators are ignored, and the targets of their mocking/sarcasm cast as villains by the unthinking. Strange world we live in...
I just filter anyone now who can't communicate except through posts laden with mocking emojis.
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Re: Manchester United vs Leeds United Match Thread
Still on a big high from last night
Really proud
of Farke, the lads and all of us as fans.
We've been through so much s**t for decades that it feels bizarre to be able to celebrate great occasions again.
Reached our first FA Cup semi-final in 39 years, followed by victory at Scumchester 8 days later to end a 45 year wait
This is incredible, so let's all just bask in the good vibrations
I still can't believe this has happened
Really proud
We've been through so much s**t for decades that it feels bizarre to be able to celebrate great occasions again.
Reached our first FA Cup semi-final in 39 years, followed by victory at Scumchester 8 days later to end a 45 year wait
This is incredible, so let's all just bask in the good vibrations
I still can't believe this has happened
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Re: Manchester United vs Leeds United Match Thread
I think everyone here understands the importance of the work the likes of DCL put in, in defence, week in week out.
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I note not many agree!1964white wrote: ↑Tue Apr 14, 2026 7:39 am And people on here wanted Carrick as our manager.
None of Carrick's shenanigans & other PL coaches, with Farke at the helm.
You only have to listen to Noah & Dominic on camera, Farke's influence rubs off on his players.
It's all about showing respect & being dignified at all times.
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I did post earlier this week will galvanise whoever replaces the injured players.rich_leeds64 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 14, 2026 8:38 am Neither can the players, I think those who were in the starting XI last night were giving it everything to try and secure a starting place in the Wolves & Bournemouth games but ultimately at Wembley
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whiteinfrance wrote: ↑Tue Apr 14, 2026 8:08 am![]()
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Dats crazy bro!
You can tell they are scum supporters by the non-northern accents.
Especially that slack tart with the horrible southern rounded vowels!![]()
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I rate Carrick as a manager, he's turned Manure around this season which is a really tough job. Doesn't mean I like him, as I posted elsewhere it was a strange interview and completely unexpected for me.
I've posted numerous times that I love Farke the man, it's his tactics I have issue with. I used to work with someone who was one of the best people I've met, generous, incredibly friendly, would drop everything to help a friend, would always stop to help a stranger needing help.. But really bad decorator, the amount of times I had to go back over and redo his work.
I can seperate the man from his job..
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Would the person who wasn't keen on Okafor be comparing him to broken biscuits... not very supportive of a Leeds player.CHAPELALLMAN wrote: ↑Tue Apr 14, 2026 11:16 am Maybe ask why during the match, instead of enjoying what was happening you, had one or two on here making snide, mocking remarks directed at other supposed fellow fans.
For example someone who wasn't keen on Okafor being in the starting line-up ( an opinion which any fan is entitled to have ) then being mocked and taunted when Okafor got his goals, rather than those people simply enjoying the fact that Leeds United were two goals up at OT. In other words the main thing about Okafor's goals to them was an opportunity for some one-upmanship directed at fellow fans, rather than being pleased for the team and the club.
So the perpetrators are ignored, and the targets of their mocking/sarcasm cast as villains by the unthinking. Strange world we live in...
I just filter anyone now who can't communicate except through posts laden with mocking emojis.
Setting the scene for failure in my opinion... and gleefully watching others jump on the broken biscuit band wagon.
The broken biscuit was quite the meme with those who were not partial to his contributions or lack thereof.
Give a dog a bad name and we know where that leads... to a numerical analysis of how many times Aaronson falls on his arse... and we have a new strawman to beat.
Scoring 2 goals was the way that Okafor stoped their mouths.
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I understand what you're saying Chapelallman but why not just ignore the comments? Believe me, the people making the snide digs are just as guilty of making things toxic on here.CHAPELALLMAN wrote: ↑Tue Apr 14, 2026 11:16 am Maybe ask why during the match, instead of enjoying what was happening you, had one or two on here making snide, mocking remarks directed at other supposed fellow fans.
For example someone who wasn't keen on Okafor being in the starting line-up ( an opinion which any fan is entitled to have ) then being mocked and taunted when Okafor got his goals, rather than those people simply enjoying the fact that Leeds United were two goals up at OT. In other words the main thing about Okafor's goals to them was an opportunity for some one-upmanship directed at fellow fans, rather than being pleased for the team and the club.
So the perpetrators are ignored, and the targets of their mocking/sarcasm cast as villains by the unthinking. Strange world we live in...
I just filter anyone now who can't communicate except through posts laden with mocking emojis.
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Re: Manchester United vs Leeds United Match Thread
I've had them blocked for well over a year, they only turn up and post in hindsight anyway and to wind up fellow fans, so their opinions are not missed.
We do get advised to block posters for the sake of the forum... I see nothing wrong in blocking tbh. none of it has anything to do with the win v Manure
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